I want to make a list of clever insider jokes that only hard core Disney World travelers who “get it” would pick up on. I would like to possably put them on the back of a tshirt to wear to the parks.
this is the sentence:
I have been to Walt Disney World so many times I…
here are some examples of what I am looking for
I have been to Walt Disney World so many times I…have survey takers at the front gate greeting me by name.
don’t use maps… haven’t in years.
am changing my name so my initials will read MCO.
have 407-wdw-dine programmed in to my cell phone.
know where to find the closest bathroom in any park.
can point with 2 Disney fingers.
have an AP and live over 1000 miles from “The World”
know when the 3 o’clock parade starts.
take the “sworn to secrecy oath” very seriously after being backstage.
can travel from resort to resort under 90 minutes using WDW transportation.
know where buy WDW shirts at the off property outlet store to save a bundle.
own a house that rival’s The World Of Disney for character merchandise.
only need to go to Europe to see Disneyland Paris.
Can instantly distinguish Chip from Dale at a crowded character breakfast from across the room.
finally bought a washing machine from Appliance Direct.
have cast members asking ME for directions.
have permanent vocal damage because of Bob Jackson.
regularly greet people with “jambo!”.
never ask for the catsup at Whispering Canyon.
know when to shout out “A WHOLE CAN?”.
have found all the Mickeys.
still sing Vegi, Vegi, Fruit, Fruit in the shower.
have the friends and family of people I know call me to ask for trip advice.
know the best places to sit for Spectromagic and Illuminations…Don’t ask because I am not telling.
got a Disney Visa Card just so I can rack up the reward points for my next Disney trip.
have a section in my closet reserved for WDW park apparel.
can easily identify the backside of water.
included “Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas” in my wedding vows.
have a brick.
fully understand what DDP, MNSSHP, TT, BTMRR, EE, SE, SM, VOTLM, mean.
can lip sync the entire Hoop-Dee-Doo Musical Revue.
have Dole Whip running through my veins.
know NOT to drink the Beverly
have officially named my basement the Utiladoors.
know where to find “a net full of jello”.
have photos of no wand, wand, no wand.
still call POLR Dixie Landings.
can find the laughing place.
Have never been spit on by a camel.