[B]1. If Peter Pan’s Flight is a 2 1/2 minute ride, why is standby always an hour when I arrive?[/B]Because there are 200 people in front of you and the people those two hundred let cut line cause they were holding their place. The wait would only be ten minutes if they stopped doing that.
[B]2. What are the survival secrets of those women who wear high heels to the parks?[/B] It’s a mix of drugs and insanity…you to be/have both to make a day in a WDW park wearing 6inch heels…
[B]3. Shouldn’t they heat the water in Splash and Kali in the winter?[/B]
Nope, that way less people want to go on it and it takes less CMs to work it and they can cut payroll and save profits…lol
[B]4. Why isn’t there a better way to get from AK to BW than the bus, which takes the long way home, making stops first at BB, then the Swan, followed by the Dolphin, not to mention YC and BC, before finally arriving at BW?[/B]
[B]5. Wouldn’t it be cool if World Showcase stayed open as late as Future World?[/B]Sure…why not…oh wait…it would cost more.
[B]6. Does my husband nap every single time we ride Spaceship Earth, or only most of the times?[/B]
Yup…the ride is boring.
[B]7. Do people steal pins from Pin Traders?[/B]
Nope…no way. There are no less than four CMs manning that place and there are security cameras in the ceiling…good luck to anyone brave enough to be so stupid.
[B]8. What can be done about that?[/B]
They should be cattled-proded…ok that’s what I want to do with my shoft lifters, but something tells me I’m not alone.
[B]9. How many of you would like live webcams at WDW parks?[/B]
Nope…my happiness is my own…not sharing with radom “peeper” online unless I choose to which I won’t …ever.
[B]10. How many Lapu Lapus are too many?[/B]
If you sware that you see Captain Jack Sparrow in the polynesian lobby, take off more clothes than you shoud, dance anywhere that is no meant for dancing, try to swim to the MK cause you are faster than the boat or…throw up right there…you have had to many.