LOST - Sawyer's Sarcasm and Nicknames


#1

Hey LOST fans, let’s share some of our favorite things that Sawyer has said!!!

Let’s stick to Sawyer for now, we’ll do the other characters later! :wink:

Anyways…

Here are a few of the MANY nicknames I have heard him dish out and could remember off the top of my head:

Freckles - Kate
Sassafrass - Kate
Al Jazeera - Sayiid
Sticks - Shannon
Stay Puff - Hurley
Lardo - Hurley :mad: That one is pretty mean
Doc - Jack
Dr. Quinn - Jack :laugh: Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman! Ha!Jungle Boy - Ethan Rom

I swear he had some Star Wars references too, but I cannot recall them… :huh:

One of my favorite quotes: “So a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer in the camp to kidnap a pregnant girl and a reject from vh1 Has-Been’s? Fiendishly clever.”

:laugh: Bwahaaahaahaaaahahaaaaaahaaa! :laugh:


#2

Oh yeah… I just recalled a nickname from a recent episode… :wink:

Shaft - Ekko (the new tail end character)


#3

Haha! Those are pretty good! I can’t think of any right now, but he is so funny!


#4

He is one of my favorites. LOL! I Love his sense of humor!


#5

Oh, what’s the one he has for the new female lead character? It was pretty demeaning.


#6

The only one I recall started with a “B” and ended with a “itch”.


#7

I think it was Rambina!


#8

rlander!!! :wub:

I don’t like the bad words, but Rambina is pretty funny.


#9

Yeah, I liked Rambina! Heheh… :tongue:


#10

I am just glad to see him posting again.


#11

How about simply…

OUCH! every time he gets hit, kicked, punched, shot…so on and so on…


#12

lol, hmmmmmmmmm let me think of one maybee blonde headed dude? :huh:


#13

Yay!! You made it! Welcome!


#14

Yeah, me, too. I was referring to Sawyer’s bad words. Not rlanders!


#15

I must include one from Jack that perfectly sums Sawyer up, “I’ll get nothing out of Sawyer. All I’ll get for my trouble is a stand-off-ish response, a snappy one-liner and, if I’m lucky, a new nickname.” :laugh: :laugh:

Some more Sawyer quotes…

When Kate is forcing him to go to Jack for medical reasons he says, “Do I get a lolly pop?”

Or when he says to Michael, “What are ya gonna do, splash me?” (Michael does)

Or when he comes out of the water nekkid and says to Kate, “**** of a book. It’s about bunnies.” (he was reading Watership Down)

How about this, “Baby, I am tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery. I just got tortured by a **** spinal surgeon and a gen-u-ine I-raqi. Of course, I’m serious. You’re just not seeing the big picture here, Freckles. You really going to let that girl suffocate because you can’t bring yourself to give me one little kiss? ****, it’s only first base. Lucky for you I ain’t greedy…”

After Jack tells Sawyers to get up he says, “Why? So we can see who’s taller?”

And this one, “I saw a guy lying there with an ankle holster, so I took the gun!..thought it might come in handy. Guess what? I JUST SHOT A BEAR?!”

When asked where the bear came from he says, “It came from Bear Village. How the **** would I know?”


#16

HeeHee! I love that show! I hope it starts getting better again.


#17

BLASPHEMY! :wink:


#18

I know, I just think it was better last season. However, I am holding out hope that it will improve and be back to its regular self.


#19

You be careful about what you say! I think the island’s monster looks for “doubters” and “nay-sayers”! :wink: :tongue:


#20

If this were the first season, we’d all be satisfied with the show so far. We’ve had some really suspensful episodes. I think November sweeps will pull some things together.