Enough is enough… (SPOILER ALERT: SPILLED BEER!!)
Fresh from our November WDW trip last year…I attempted to put my Wrangler jeans on…because I gained some extra tonnage in WDW, the button popped off…but that was only the beginning…
The button flew from my jeans directly into DW’s Coors Light bottle…spilled all the precious contents into the cat’s food bowl…cat continued to dine…then coughed up a nasty hairball when he proceeded to hurl up the button from my jeans, along with Purina One and Coors Light, thereby permanently staining my faux Asian Mink rug, purchased directly from that noted designer, Kay Mart.
Let me total up the damages…
New Cat Bowl…3.99
New Wrangler Jeans, with Brett Favre’s signature on the tag…12.99
New Faux Asian Rug…8,999.00…might have to get a new one at Kay Mart’s sisters place, Wal Mart.
Box of Purina One…special diet of course…nothing but the best for my Simba…26.99
Spilled Coors Light…$5,000,000.00
Disney, I’m coming after you, and the pants are down!!!
It’s gonna get nasty!