So I came to terms with Test Track being closed for a refurb during our vacation, but now it’s also Country Bear Jamboree!
You don’t understand! Part of the Disney magic is going to CBJ and then tormenting my children by singing the songs the rest of the day…
Mama don’t whip little Buford [substitute child’s name]
Mama don’t pound on his head.
Mama don’t whip little Buford.[substitute child’s name]
I think you should shoot him instead.